Limited Edition "Death" Hand Fans for Sale!

Have you ever been to a convention and you suddenly find yourself surrounded by sweaty human bodies all around you? I know I have, and that in a nut shell, was what spawned the idea of making these Limited Edition Hand Fans! You can now put "Death" in your hands, but keep in mind that even though you're buying "Death," most doctors recommend avoiding heat stroke to avoid death. If you can wrap your mind around my nonsensical logic you may also want to be aware that there will only be 300 of this design ever made!  So, you should probably act fast. You can buy one here, or not, whatever.